Anime: Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

          ヒプノシスマイク -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Artist: Buster Bros!!! & MAD TRIGGER CREW

Type: Insert 9

Romaji:

[Jirou] Oyoso keisan Chigau mitee jan

          Oshoku keikan Wo soku Kono bade shokei da

          Sono tebukuro megane Uchi de azukaruze

          Ihin seiri Sarasu shoukeesu da

          Jouken sura chouetsu shita Chou reakeesu Super Rookie

          An no ka ya temee no Tama haruki

          Aki ga kitenda yo Omee no niya ketatsura

          Kobihetsurau men ga niatteruze Hola

[Jyuto] Ore ga hou dayo Kono aho domo

           Monku iu nayo Donna me au outomo

           Aniki ni rimouto Sareru shirouto

           Yamada Jirou to ore Kaku ga chigau darou to

           Arigatou na hanashi dayo

           Wazawaza harubaru yarare ni shuutou

           Uttoushiinda yo gaki no hodou

           Baka ja katenai Gorikai no hodo

[Saburou] Iyaa itsumade nanottendarou ne Moto gujin

               You wa niito datte kototte gozonji?

               Nani shinsonjiru to amanjiru?

               You wa nee yo sonna otona  Shigoto shina mattou na

               Y to the A-M-A-D-A Yousuru ni chiito na DNA

               Mirengamashii otona maji de tsuree

               Sensou gokko ni ichibetsu rei!

[Rio] Shoushi, shoukan wa ima da motte gunjin

        Soshite ima kono MIC motte funjin

        Shounen no uijin Hanahada mubou na Campaign

        Dangen suru teigen Kega ja sumanai buji

        Punchline ga buki Kanchigai wa genkin

        Mazu ieru kore wa riaru senjou no eria

        Requiem sa mo ari nan G senjou no aria

        Ippentou no Kashikan ja sude ni shi wa tonari da

[Ichirou] Samatoki temee wo ima sabaku toki

             Gotaku to tomo ni ko akutou kiru

             Tsugi ni okiru toki wa byouin no beddo ni iru

             Saiki funou made furou de yusaburu

             Guragura sanhankikan Nougaki wa iranee

             Nou kakimawasu dake Nobody want your name

             Fuyoudaze jiko shoukai Jigo shoudaku de bukkorosu

             Shigo kouchoku Itai shoukai shiyou ka?

[Samatoki] Shakushi jougi na sono oujougi wa

                 Goujou sada kyaa yosou ijouda

                 Ojou mitai na yawana furou ja

                 Bohyo ni kizamu nya toutei muri da

                 Shosen fuurigan Kakushita wo kuu jikan

                 kakushite kyoumo Gizensha wo chuushita

                 Jitsuryoku koushi juushi da Kisama ga seou juujika

                 Ore no na Samatoki-sama da

[Ichirou] Ao chiroi temee ni wa iwareta kanee na

             High Quality joudan meita Ore no Parameter

             Yoromeita sono saki wa Jigoku daze ii ka?

             Doushita? All time Koshikudake joutai

[Samatoki] Yamanee na Herazuguchi Douga kouga

                Nouri kasumeta Omae no saigo wa shikei da

                Jikei dan demo nandemo koi boke ga

                Gudaguda gudaguda maji de yokei da

[Jirou] Orera Buster Bros!!! Omaera kasu taiou

          Tsugi wa bakuha kousu Atari de mazu na Bro

[Saburou] Saburou Custom Mode Boku ga ikura kanpa shiyou

               Tomo baka na omaera Rikai konnan na no maji de fumou

[Ichirou] Daga aete fumou kataku Katai kizuna shimesu gotoku

             Ino wo boutoku shita Bouto tachi wo Shime otosu

[Jirou] Baribari ni nande mo ari no taido Kore wa baarituudo

[Saburou] Sono otsumu no teido Ja maji de wari kuuzo?

[Rio] MAD TRIGGER CREW Ga furou shikou no furukousu

        Sono fukami wa wain Kaori takaki burugounyu

[Jyuto] Kataya oko sama muke no grape wo juusu

           Moshi wakenai kodomo mesen Awase you tosezu 

[Samatoki] Itashikatanee Koroshikata wa hitotsu shikanee

                 Shounen hei aite no buki nante nee, daro? Rio?

[Rio] Rikiryou sa dogaishi sore wa omoki sensou hanzai

[Jyuto] Daga misugosenai mimizawari na souran zai

[Saburou] Nenrei nante tada no suuji Shoumei suru shindou

[Jirou] Shoumen toppa kakugo shiro Chou shindoi noushinto

[Ichirou] Moushin janai Maji de Yamada no kettou wa yaba meda

[Saburou] Mou shinda ki de koi!

[Jirou] Makenee yo gouin sa demo

[Jyuto] Kidoutai douin Sadisuto na watashi okora suto

[Rio] Maru de asaruto raifuru Hishageru toubu

[Samatoki] Sho geru toushiro shuundan Maru de doushiyou monee

[Rio] Marugoshi no ben'i hei

[Jyuto] Tsumari ippanjin

[Ichirou] Kyoudai doushi de uketotta pasu wo

             Saidai fuusoku nosen no ga Bus Bro

             Hana tare bousu wa koko ni wa inee

             Hanatareta sanbon no ya Kesshite ore nee

[Samatoki] Sashi de shoubutaa sashide gamashii gaki da

                 Itsu naki dasu kaki da ki janee ze

                 Migaki ageta naga dosu mitee na

                 Ore ni omocha de chanbara shitee ka?

[Ichirou] Mimi kappo jire namakura na yakuza

             Korya moji douri shinken shoubu da

             Shoujiki shokku daze Chinke na chinpira shigusa

             Shiku saru temee e no shigunaru

[Samatoki] Houra sugu naku Nani ga shiigunaru

                 Nani mo yoku naru koto nee Yarikata mo aru

                 Nani ga bigaku? A" a"?

                 Gizensha no rikutsu nya Munashiku naru

Kanji:

[二郎] およそ計算  違うみてえじゃん

         汚職警官を即  この場で処刑だ

         その手袋メガネ  萬屋(ウ)ヤマダ(チ)で預かるぜ

         遺品整理晒すショーケースだ

         条件すら超越した  超レアケース  スーパルーキー

         あんのかよてめえの  生命(タマ)張る気

         飽きが来てんだよ  おめえのニヤけた面

         媚び諂う面が似合ってるぜHola

[銃兎] 俺が法だよ  この阿呆ども

         文句言うなよ  どんな目遭おうとも

         兄貴にリモート  される素人

         山田二郎と俺  格が違うだろうと

         アリガトウな話だよ

         ワザワザはるばるやられに出頭

         鬱陶しいんだよガキの補導

         バカじゃ勝てない  ご理解の程

[三郎] いやあ、いつまで名乗ってんだろうね 「元軍人」

         要はニートだって事ってご存知？

         何仕損じると甘んじる？

         用はねえよそんな大人  仕事しな真っ当な

         Y to the A-M-A-D-A  要するにチートなDNA

         未練がましい大人マジでつれえ

         戦争ごっこに一瞥・礼!

[理鶯] 笑止、小官は未だもって軍人

         そして今この瞬間マイク持って奮迅

         少年の初陣  はなはだ無謀な戦役(Campaign)

         断言する提言 怪我じゃ済まないぞ無事

         パンチラインが武器  勘違いは厳禁

         まず言える これはリアル戦場のエリア

         レクイエムさもありなんG線上のアリア

         一辺倒の下士官じゃ 既に死は隣だ

[一郎] 左馬刻 てめえを今裁く時

         御託と共に小悪党斬る

         次に起きるときは病院のベッドに居る

         再起不能までフロウで揺さぶる

         グラグラ三半規管 能書きはいらねえ

         脳掻き回すだけ  Nobody want your name

         不要だぜ自己紹介  事後承諾でぶっ殺す

         死後硬直   遺体照会しようか？

[左馬刻] 杓子定規なその往生際

            強情さだきゃあ予想以上だ

            お嬢みたいなヤワなフロウじゃ

            墓標に刻むにゃ到底無理だ

            所詮フーリガン 格下を喰う時間

            かくして今日も 偽善者を誅した

            実力行使重視だ  貴様が背負う十字架

            俺の名 左馬刻様だ

[一郎] 青っ白(ちろ)いてめえには言われたかねえな

          ハイクオリティ冗談めいた  俺のパラメータ

          よろめいたその先は  地獄だぜいいか？

          どうした？ All time  腰砕け状態

[左馬刻] 止まねえな  減らず口  どう足掻こうが 

            脳裏掠めた  お前の最期は死刑だ

            自警団でも何でもこいボケが

            グダグダグダグダマジで余計だ

[二郎] 俺らBuster Bros!!!  お前らカス対応

          次は爆破コース  あたりでまず嬲ろう

[三郎] 三郎カスタムモード  僕がいくら看破しよう

         ともバカなお前ら  理解困難なのマジで不毛

[一郎] だがあえて踏もう堅く  堅い絆示す如く

         韻を冒涜した  暴徒たちを  締め落とす

[二郎] バリバリになんでもありの態度

         これはバーリトゥード

[三郎] そのオツムの程度

         じゃマジで割り食うぞ？

[理鶯] MAD TRIGGER CREW  が振るう至高のフルコース

         その深みはワイン  香り高きブルゴーニュ

[銃兎] かたやお子様向けの甘ったるい葡萄ジュース

         申し訳ない子供目線  合わせようとせず

[左馬刻] 致し方ねえ  殺し方はひとつしかねえ

            少年兵相手の武器なんてねえ、だろ？ 理鶯？

[理鶯] 力量差度外視それは重き戦争犯罪

[銃兎]  だが見過ごせない耳障りな騒乱罪

[三郎] 年齢なんてただの数字  証明する神童

[二郎] 正面突破覚悟しろ  超しんどい脳震盪

[一郎] 盲信じゃ無い  マジで山田の血統はヤバめだ

[三郎] もう死んだ気で来い!

[二郎] 負けねえよ強引さでも

[銃兎] 機動隊動員  サディストな私怒らすと

[理鶯] まるでアサルトライフル  ひしゃげる頭部

[左馬刻] しょげるトーシロ集団  まるでどうしようもねぇ

[理鶯] 丸腰の便衣兵

[銃兎]  つまり一般人

[一郎] 兄弟同士で受け取ったパスを

         最大風速 乗せんのがBus Bro

         鼻垂れ坊主はここには居ねえ

         放たれた三本の矢  決して折れねえ

[左馬刻] サシで勝負たあ差し出がましいガキだ

            いつ泣き出すか気が気じゃねえぜ

            磨き上げた長ドスみてえな

            俺におもちゃでチャンバラしてえか？

[一郎] 耳かっぽじれナマクラなヤクザ

         こりゃ文字通り真剣勝負だ

         正直ショックだぜ  チンケなチンピラ仕草

         しくさるてめえへのシグナル

[左馬刻] ほうらすぐ泣く  何がシグナル

            何も良くなる事ねえ   やり方もある

            何が美学？ あ゛あ゛？

            偽善者の理屈にゃ  虚しくなる

English:

[Jirou] Looks like your calculations were way off

          Gonna drop you, dirty cop, right on the spot

          Don't worry about those glasses and gloves

          Odd Jobs Yamada'll hold onto 'em for ya

          While we liquidate your estate in an open showcase

          Surpassing all expectations The rarest case, super rookie

          Hope you got the balls to go up against me

          I'm startin' to get tired of that smirk on your face

          Kissing ass seems more your pace, holla

[Jyuto] I am the law, so I make the rules, you impotent fools

           Don't get to choose, no matter what becomes of you

           A total amateur, brother working your controls

           The difference is plain to see between Jirou Yamada and me

           And that makes me happy as can be

           You came all this way just to turn yourself in?

           Can't say I care for babysitting children

           Idiots have no shot at winning Thanks for your understanding

[Saburou] So, how long do you get to keep calling yourself a Navy vet?

               You know that's just a synonym for unemployment

               Why don't you just concede you've been beat?

               What use are adults who don't get paid?

               Get a job and make some hay

               Y to the A-M-A-D-A We got some cheat DNA

               Stubborn adults are embarassingly passé

               Have fun playing pretend, soldier-boy cliché!

[Rio] Now that's a good one but I'm still a hired gun

        And I'll grab my mic this instant to get this done

        This might be your first battle, son but it's an ill-conceived campaign

        So let me explain: you aren't getting out of this in one piece

        Punchlines are a weapon I wield with ease

        Any mistakes will lead to defeat

        First of all, this is a real warzone

        Air on G will be a Requiem all your own

        All your blind loyalty will earn you is a double promotion

[Ichirou] It's judgement day for you, Samatoki

              I'll cut you and your nonsense down to size

              You'll be in a hospital bed next time you open your eyes

              I'll rock you with my flow until you can't get up mo more

              I'm so slick, I'll make you motion sick

              My skills don't need no introduction

              Your scrambled brains will serve that function

              Nobody wants to hear your name

              We've all heard it a thousand times Kill first, ask questions later

              You already in the morgue Need me to ID your corpse?

[Samatoki] You're just a sore loser clinging to the rules

                 Your only asset is being as stubborn as a mule

                 That soft and dainty flow Ain't carving anyone's gravestone

                 You're a dime-a-dozen hooligan And I'm gonna eat you for lunch

                 I've got another busy day Of burning hypocrites at the stake

                 Violence is a serious undertaking That's your cross to bear

                 I'm Samatoki-sama, make no mistake

[Ichirou] I'm not interested in some pale white corpse's philosophy

             My stats are almost comically high quality

             You're toppling over right into hell, see?

             What's wrong? Breakin' down all the time must be outta your prime

[Samatoki] You just don't know when to stop with the impudent back-talk

                 You can cry all you want but you know in your head

                 That in the end, you'll wind up dead

                 Your idiot vigilantes think that you're so tough?

                 Well, blah, blah, blah, I've had enough

[Jirou] We're Buster Bros!!! Gonna knock out all of our foes

          Next up is the explosives course

          And we won't be showing any remorse

[Saburou] Saburo's custom mode Even though I can read you all cold

               When you're all too stupi to comprehend

               It's a total wash in the end

[Ichirou] But I'm taking a firm stand

             Demonstrating the strong bond we have

             By subjugating these rhyme desecrating mobsters

[Jirou] Sure sounds like anything goes, why don't we call it Vale Tudo?

[Saburou] With that level of brain damage,

               you guys are at a serious disadvantage

[Rio] MAD TRIGGER CREW Having you over for a full course meal

        A rich wine is part of the appeal Fragrant like Lambrusco Amabile

[Jyuto] But the children will have to have grape juice

           That's the deal Sorry, but I'd rather die

           Than settle for getting down on a kid's level

[Samatoki] Death is the only recourse Gotta snuff 'em out at the source

                 There's no trick no takin' out child soldier forces Right, Rio?

[Rio] Ignoring a power imbalance is a serious war crime

[Jyuto] But you jerks don't get to disturb the peace in the meantime

[Saburou] Age is nothing but a number As this prodigy's here to prove

[Jirou] We're bustin' in head on, it's your move

          Gonna leave your brains full of bruises

[Ichirou] I ain't sayin' this out of blind faith

             The Yamada bloodline is hella first-rate

[Saburou] You best know you're dead meat!

[Jirou] You don't have what it takes to compete

[Jyuto] Call in the riot squad Make this sadist mad

[Rio] And get treated to an assault rifle

        Blowing out your brains to end your life

[Samatoki] Look at the baby brigade sulking

                 Lookin' real tragic over there

[Rio] Unarmed, plainclothes troops

[Jyuto] In other words, civilians

[Ichirou] The passes we brothers all possess

             Are an all expense ticket to the Bus Bro Express!

             You won't find any snot-nosed brats on these streets

             Divided we fall, but united we can't be beat

[Samatoki] You're just an uppity punk asking for a one-on-one

                 Me, I'm just dying to see when you'll start crying

                 I'm like a finely sharpened blade

                 And you're swinging a toy like this is some kinda play date?

[Ichirou] Clean out your ears, rusty yakuza

             I'm treating this like a serious matter

             Honestly, I'm shocked These weak thug tactics are atrocious

             So I'm puttin' you on notice

[Samatoki] See? You started cryin' at once You're putting me on notice?

                 What good's that gonna do? Gotta do things the right way

                 And aesthetics it ain't! Huh? Huh?!

                 Not that there's any point in reasoning with a hypocrite